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there’s a large possibility that i’m about to say some things that i’m about to regret. at least i’m sober though…

if you don’t have inet access at your place, at least have the common courtesy to know where I can sit in your home to leech someone else’s

when i meet people without internet access at their place, i treat them like a #Betamax: “They still make you?”

downloading a #googleos virtualbox image

i almost bought tickets to #fullfrontal09 when i remembered I’d be out of the country for it. and i’m missing them talk about OPERA! damnit

RT @WebReflection: a browser that in 2011 will go almost fast as 2009 browsers + round corners support? Wow IE9 looks promising!

hotcake sales seem to have bottomed out. when did they plateau? wouldn’t burger sales be a more timely analogy these days? #randomthoughts

dear family, #badnews i have no idea how to solve rational equations. #goodnews you only need to know this for school then you can forget it

And then work ends…

i think computers can sense when you’re in a rush and they take their time

they don’t even need a reason for fireworks in london “oh is it wednesday?! light em up!”

Apparently #webos is getting flash soon. Too bad I’ll miss that. #droid/#milestone come to the UK! http://yfrog.com/1xwebosflashp

I’VE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! (note: It only goes forward… at regularly speed.) #weird #science #badjoke

the pirate bay tracker has been taken down permanently http://is.gd/4XgC3 can we please have a moment of silence?

you break one server and you’ll never live it down…